Last night I was with a bunch of friends. We had fun with pick up lines.
Here are some of them:
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Kilig noh? When you're with your friends. It is really a lot of fun...
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