
Last night I was with a bunch of friends. We had fun with pick up lines.
Here are some of them:

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?


I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.


I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Kilig noh? When you're with your friends. It is really a lot of fun...
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